Smarty Pants, No – Rats?

The last time I was in Washington, D.C. a rat scurried across the sidewalk right in front of me. I’m fairly certain the hurried rodent dived into the nearest sewer grate. But was he going to his calculus study group? Was his teacher Hobbie-J: smartest rat in the world?

Good heavens, I can barely deal with the wild, fornicating, garden devouring rabbits in my backyard. How am I going to handle genius rats?

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